Metrosexual alert

[mikesbytes]

I went past the desk of the Metrosexual at work and the icons on his desktop were in neat ordered lines, probably in categories.

What can I do to help this poor misguided man ?

[christian]

get a long neck of VB into him.

[mikesbytes]

get a long neck of VB into him.

Good idea.

I suspect there may be a lack of Man fur

[mikesbytes]

Littl' Wim'in: Does my behind look big in this?

Now all men know that this is a question for which there is no answer

Metrosexual: The flow of the floweral design rolls around your hips like a rare orchard, while the colour compliments your eye colour.....

Retrosexual: You know you look hot babe, lets go for a steak.

[mikesbytes]

A retrosexual walks into a bar. The two woman in the bar are immediately distracted by his retro-manliness.

One woman has a genuine Gucci handbag and the other woman has a fake Gucci handbag. Which one does the retrosexual pick up?












Neither, the woman with the genuine Gucci handbag is high maintenance, while the woman with the fake Gucci handbag aspires to be high maintenance.

[othy]

How would the retrosexual know the difference between a real & fake Gucci handbag?

[mikesbytes]

How would the retrosexual know the difference between a real & fake Gucci handbag?

It's a core retosexual skill, he doesn't want to see his hard earnt steak and beer money wittered away on designer handbags

[micklan]

get a long neck of VB into him.

lol

[mikesbytes]

There was a meeting between fellow retosexuals and one little Wim'n with good taste in men last night.

I scored a wardrobe and a knife set with only one knife missing. Thanks Stu, Jo

Wardrobe was making way for bicycle parking, apparently the Ducati doesn't fit thru the front door. The little Wim'n was sprung by the outlaws not using the knife set with duck beak handles that they were given last chrissie and one must make compromises when the inheritance is at risk.

So micklan provided the transport and muscle power, and an hour later the deed was done. Thanks Mick.

Then micklan and I were off to the local to invest the cost savings in Steak, Bangers and some cold one's.