So can we swap the 23 yo reference here for 35?Group Therapy
"I love doing group rides by myself," groans my buddy Rich at the coffee shop after getting dropped on another Saturday ride.
Rich is a stronger cyclist than me, but I didn't get flicked. Why? Rich lacks a keen sense of strategy and pack savvy. Translation: He's not ruthless, sneaky and shameless. I am.
As retired Euro pro Hennie Kuiper says, it's all about "licking your opponent's plate clean before starting on your own." In other words, do as little work as possible while getting others to do as much as possible. Here's how:
For starters, never take a pull. Pulls are for 23-year-old "college students" who ride 450 miles a week. They need the extra work to get ready for that upcoming stage race. Middle-aged working stiffs don't. We pull, we die.
Next, never close a gap. Gaps will appear and must be filled pronto. Just not by you. Glue yourself to the wheel of some antsy, ambitious soul. Offer plenty of encouragement: "They're getting away. Go! You can do it! Great job." Chump.
Sometimes nobody wants to jump across. Be patient. Glare over your shoulder as if you've been pulling for 15 miles and it's time for all the stinkin' wheelsuckers to step up. Somebody will blink. Then it's all aboard the free-ride express.
Finally, hills. Before the road tilts up, scope out some strong, beefy riders who are good bike handlers. They tend to be steady if unspectacular climbers. More important, they descend like an anvil off a cliff. Hang on, limpet-like, while they tow you back to the 97-pound mountain goats off the front.
Congratulations. You've made it back with the bunch. We're not even at the coffee shop yet, but you've already licked the plates clean.
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So its OK for me to suck Simon's wheel all the way to Waterfall
I think i'm the only 23yr old college (uni) student at the moment (simon's up to 24 now), but i'm lacking in the 450mile per week department. Hopefully i'll get closer during Uni holidays.
Anyway, feel free to sit on my wheel anytime!!! But, if you attack, i may have to introduce some suffering.....
Anyway, feel free to sit on my wheel anytime!!! But, if you attack, i may have to introduce some suffering.....
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Come on, your got to give us old fella's a fighting chanceBurglars, the lot of you
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