Dulwich Hill Bicycle Club

I was there. I kept a low profile for most of the day.
Here's some proof.

See your look deltas have been replaced with toe clips

Yep. Although you should have noticed that on Saturday. They've been like that for around 2 months.

Warning

Graphic picture of Tim's behind ahead, do not click the following link unless you are over 18. Even if your over 18, do not click the following link

I have a burning desire to look at a picture of Tim's behind

lol!! i wore those yesterday! i forgot that hole was therre!!

man check out the different pages on the bisci for pics of their riders!
brownie etc are on them, on this pic he looks heaps younger! alex is in it too!

http://www.industry-vertical.info/bicis ... ?idStore=7
on one of the other pages it has adriano and brownie
(brownie was the 07 crit champ in the vets!

man check out the different pages on the bisci for pics of their riders!
brownie etc are on them, on this pic he looks heaps younger! alex is in it too!

http://www.industry-vertical.info/bicis ... ?idStore=7
on one of the other pages it has adriano and brownie
(brownie was the 07 crit champ in the vets!

No Forum

http://www.bicisport.com.au/

oops was that you saying they dont have one?

^That's a very flash bike Tim!
Also loved your motorbike drag pics. One day I will also take my bike to see how much it clocks for a quarter mile.

If you put http://bacolicio.us/
infront of a web address it puts a piece of bacon on the site...
http://bacolicio.us/http://www.dhbc.org.au
http://bacolicio.us/http://www.smh.com.au

If you put http://bacolicio.us/
infront of a web address it puts a piece of bacon on the site...
http://bacolicio.us/http://www.dhbc.org.au
http://bacolicio.us/http://www.smh.com.au

Excellent piece of completely useless software. I'll pass that one on to everyone I know.

Oh that one is just way too good. An email has been sent to first level support asking them to investigate the issue with our Intranet home page. I wonder how long it will take them to realise what the actual address of the embedded link is

This is slightly bike related, but I'm telling the story here anyway.

I went to Assos today to return some leg warmers I had purchased online as I decided they weren't suitable. Luckily they have a returns policy where you can get a complete refund if the item doesn't fit etc (I bought it from their online shop).

Not only did I get my money back, but the guy gave me a pair of socks that are worth $79.

I found two things about this completely hilarious. Firstly, I was returning an item, therefore taking money from them - and I get given something for free?! At first the guy started talking about them and I thought he was trying to sell them to me, then he told me to take them.

Secondly, how the hell does the cost of a pair of socks get to be $79? They are made from the same roubaix fabric as their arm warmers etc - and even though the actual amount of material used is less than would be for the Assos arm warmers they are still $10 more expensive.

You can see my new friends here - http://www.assos.com.au/index.php?main_ ... ts_id=5405

I'm wearing them in the office now and my feet a getting mighty toasty. I hope it's cold on my ride in the morning.

After posting this I now realise that the aim of the gift was publicity. I think I fell for it - doh!

lol!! nice!! id say that he was probably just flirting with the cute little blonde bike girl with the accent!!

man im watching a triathloon on channel one!!! i love this channel, have never actually been interested in watching one of these before, but they are on bikes at the moment

Tim don't give our secrets away, now she will realise that we are all doing it!!

Far out, you can get seal skin socks for $40, why would you pay $79 for Assos

If you paste this script into the address bar of a site with pictures on the page and hit enter, you will get more useless but cool effects.

javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position= 'absolute' ; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval( 'A()',5); void(0)

See this picture. Pretty spirals of blue and green right?

Wrong. Those spirals of blue and green are actually the same colour.

Awesome optical illusion. Read the story here.

A motorcycle sidecar that is... a car!

Story here.

Would you pick up this hitch hiker ?

hey is james called t-bone because he is tall and boney? or was it a crash?

Neither, it was a T-Bone Steak!

Parkour fail.

hey check out this cool model veledrome bike on ebay, its got heaps hot double disc wheels, and breaks that really work!!
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/1-10-RACING-VELO ... 7C294%3A50\


and if this thing wasnt out of my price range and would not fit in the house id be buying
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/MOTORISED-BICYCL ... 7C294%3A50

hey check out this cool model veledrome bike on ebay, its got heaps hot double disc wheels, and breaks that really work!!
..Linky...


and if this thing wasnt out of my price range and would not fit in the house id be buying
...Linky 2...

A velodrome bike with brakes and platform pedals? Who are they kidding?

The other bike would be illegal on the streets in all states except Victoria.

hey check out this cool model veledrome bike on ebay, its got heaps hot double disc wheels, and breaks that really work!!
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/1-10-RACING-VELO ... 7C294%3A50\


and if this thing wasnt out of my price range and would not fit in the house id be buying
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/MOTORISED-BICYCL ... 7C294%3A50

That model bike keeps coming up whenever I surf flebay. Its one of those things that you never knew existed, but once you did you have this desire to own it, for no apparent logical reason. "because it was there"

Hey. I just discovered that I do know yoga after all!

Is Bicycling Bad for Your Bones?

interesting hey, ive been drinking chocolate milk after most riding now any way but yeah, looks like its mainly pro riders.

interesting hey, ive been drinking chocolate milk after most riding now any way but yeah, looks like its mainly pro riders.

Strange!? Running doesn't sweat out calcium but cycling does?

Strange!? Running doesn't sweat out calcium but cycling does?

They all do. But impact activities provides additional stimulus for bone growth.

Australian Citizen Practice Test

I got 4/5, it didn't tell me which one I got wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn29DvMITu4

lol!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn29DvMITu4

Brilliant

BTW did you notice he was wearing an Australia jersey

Roadies just ain't cool enough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3hhKVxOkSE

40 + 13 = 100

http://cityofsydney.nsw.gov.au/aboutsyd ... ycling.asp

Speedos banned in the UK

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htm ... page_id=34

I don't know whether to laugh, cry or buy ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRnaKh2mQvo

I don't know whether to laugh, cry or buy ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRnaKh2mQvo

That's what Contador will ride if he moves to Caisse D'Espaigne.

Man today I got side swiped by a car on my fixie and stayed up he decided to go onto the anzac bridge and didn't think about being able to go left of strait from that lane. My foot came out and I nearly stacked it after he went past as I totally leaned into the car, but kept it up so yeah I'm sure he must be scraped up a bit!

Man today I got side swiped by a car on my fixie and stayed up he decided to go onto the anzac bridge and didn't think about being able to go left of strait from that lane. My foot came out and I nearly stacked it after he went past as I totally leaned into the car, but kept it up so yeah I'm sure he must be scraped up a bit!

Did the driver stop?

Nope I was too amazed that I stayed up to care too

I got side swiped by a car on my fixie last night on the way home from track. It was on the roundabout that takes you onto Unwins Bridge. I had right of way and was already on the roundabout, the guy paused but I guess didn't look properly and accelerated ahead. I thought he was trying to run me down on purpose for a second.

Unfortunately I didn't manage to stay up, but me and my bike were ok.

First time I've been hit by a car, and the second time I've come off a bike this week. Well, the fifth time if you include mountain biking stacks.

Your not having much luck this week Vic. Any further damage to the tail bone?

Maybe car prefer hitting fixie riders?

Yeah it has been a pretty unlucky week. No further damage to the tail bone. My left butt cheek is now in a small amount of pain so I really just need to do some damage to the right one to ensure an even spread of pain across my back side. Awesome.

Think of it as sprint training there are some big ladds that hit you hard in that :p
My knuckles are bruised from the side of the car so hopefully I can hit a rider that hard :p

Big alex has had the worst luck.

Oh wait he broke my shoe

so yeah I'm sure he must be scraped up a bit!

The most important thing is that you didn't get scraped up. Nice work staying upright.

Real men ain't afraid to wear pink

hot!!!

Real men ain't afraid to wear pink

Be careful Timmy......Jessica looks like she is eyeing of that Jersey!!

its not the jersey she's eyeing

Aldi has $30 wireless heart rate monitor/watch combo next week.
http://aldi.com.au/au/html/offers/2827_ ... 8-21-03-57
Dunno if it's any good. But it is $30

S.

Electric unicycle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAojeqJCzvo

not the first, I have seen at least 2 others.

Just get a real one, it only takes a fortnight to learn...

James

Mikesbytes did a post somewhere about this bike dance

http://www.youtube.com/v/fir6neas6I8&

Anyway, this is the French version...

This bike actually looks evil!!! It conjures thoughts of the drag race through the drains in Grease the movie, lol. Except I think the only thing that could get damaged by this bike is the rider...

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2009/ju ... Killop.htm

nice new pic on the front page

I think this is old, but it makes interesting viewing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAethD1Io_Y

Bicycle Repairman.

Yet more weirdness: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009 ... 669477.htm
The question I have is what happens if one of the things in this story is coming the other way?

Yet more weirdness: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009 ... 669477.htm
The question I have is what happens if one of the things in this story is coming the other way?

Railway tracks are designed for one way traffic and that's what passing loops are for.

Railway tracks are designed for one way traffic and that's what passing loops are for.

Wow Mullumbimby to Byron Bay in 2 1/2 hours!

That means they were going at an amazing... 6.4km/hr.

Wow Mullumbimby to Byron Bay in 2 1/2 hours!

That means they were going at an amazing... 6.4km/hr.

That's fast by Byron standards!

Wow Mullumbimby to Byron Bay in 2 1/2 hours!

That means they were going at an amazing... 6.4km/hr.

Christian was heaps faster than that... on the monkey bike

Gamers get married

When Victoria is left alone with cookies bad things happen.

I have to stop baking. No more cookies. I have no self control

Add protein powder

Gross, that would greatly disturb the butter/sugar/egg/more butter/more sugar combination that makes cookies so good.

A two month cookie break is what I require to shed some kilo's to make me faster for summer.

A two month cookie break is what I require to shed some kilo's to make me faster for summer.

Weight is only relevant going up Artillery Hill in the RNP. All else, weight gives you more presence in the bunch and allows you to descend faster.

One feels compelled to share this classic, courtesy of Clarke and Dawe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-QNAwUdHUQ

Nude Yoga in Newtown, nah not my cup of tea

Content warning - NSFW

http://www.starobserver.com.au/sport/20 ... wist/15864

Mike, you do realise this is a gay mans magazine you're reading?

Mike, you do realise this is a gay mans magazine you're reading?

It's actually a gay, lesbian and trans-gender newspaper ......

brings a new meaning to membership

Mike, you do realise this is a gay mans magazine you're reading?

Yes

And I also watch the indigenous TV channel, despite having 100% european blood in my veins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqxnm6t3QMw

Love the bike "stunts"...

Robot stoker on a tandem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcW-Vzpg ... r_embedded

Well, time for some brew pictures. This one is my Russian Imperial Stout, which i'm hoping to be good for drinking in time for the Tour next year. (some will age longer though).

Currently Fermentation is going crazy!!


Luckily i used the blowoff tube, otherwise there would've been a lot of mess (container just added, there was a little mess on the floor).

Oh yum. I can almost smell the barley from just looking at those pictures

What's a Russian Imperial Stout?

Here is a poster from the 1970s for Clement tyres, which were the best tyres in the world at that time.

Now, I reckon the bloke actually looks like Mikesbytes, aka Michael Clement. What fo you think?

What's a Russian Imperial Stout?

Russian Imperial Stout

Description:
Inspired by brewers back in the 1800's to win over the Russian Czar, this is the king of stouts, boasting high alcohol by volumes and plenty of malt character. Low to moderate levels of carbonation with huge roasted, chocolate and burnt malt flavours. Often dry. Suggestions of dark fruit and flavors of higher alcohols are quite evident. Hop character can vary from none, to balanced to aggressive.

Average alcohol by volume (abv) range: 8.0-12.00%

More details

I'll have to wait and see how the yeast goes, but i'm thinking mine should finish up at around 13%.

Here is a poster from the 1970s for Clement tyres, which were the best tyres in the world at that time.

Now, I reckon the bloke actually looks like Mikesbytes, aka Michael Clement. What fo you think?

Now, I reckon the bloke actually looks like Mikesbytes, aka Michael Clement. What fo you think?

The genetic link is unmistakable!

Know any one handed boxers out there? Spotted this at Kmart



Yeh right hand only

rofl

Stolen from another site. Seems to work in the opposite direction to it did on the original site.

I've been wondering what's going on with this new notebook i'm using at work, but finally i've figured out that the keyboard is actually running out of ink. It seems fine for a while then the more I type or the longer the paragraph, it starts to run out, then I pick it up, give it shake and it all comes good again. Strangest thing.

Aldi is doing bike gear again this week: http://aldi.com.au/au/html/offers/2827_10186.htm
I like the fact that the helmet cam is waterproof to three metres.

Aldi is doing bike gear again this week: http://aldi.com.au/au/html/offers/2827_10186.htm
I like the fact that the helmet cam is waterproof to three metres.

Yes, but it doesn't specify whether that's 3m down or up. If you climb to 3m above sea level and it rains, expect your camera to break.

Might get a set of cheap gloves though...

It's such a dorky picture